Fan Club

We are currently accepting nominations for the position of Sargent at Arms and Treasurer of the C. Moon Reed Fan Club. Serious inquiries only.

To Join the Fan Club:

Please send a check or money order for $19.99 to cmoonreed.com along with a 900 word essay entitled “Why I Love C. Moon Reed.” Membership will give you the right to create your own personalized “I Heart C. Moon Reed” T-shirt and allow you to be a contributing author on my blog, providing you pass the required grammar test. Sorry, no CODs.

Poor folks can simply subscribe to my blog by clicking HERE.

But, really, I’m a writer. Don’t you think I need that $19.99 more than you do? Exactly.

Now hand over the cash, buster!

TOP SECRET * MEMBERS ONLY * DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK UNLESS YOU ARE A PART OF MY FAN CLUB * NO MEANS NO, OK? * SERIOUSLY, DON’T YOU DARE CLICK HERE UNLESS YOU ARE ONE OF THE CHOSEN FEW

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8 responses to “Fan Club

  1. Hey! Love the website! Looks awesome! :o) – Randi

  2. Thanks Randi! You’re the best! And since you are the first to comment on this page, you win a free membership to my fan club!!!!!! Details to follow.

  3. LOVE the site.
    now, i’m going back to read your entire portfolio.

  4. Wow, Monica! That’s dedication. You’re the best! I’d love to hear your opinion.

  5. Since I’m the only real original fan I don’t know how it took me so long to find all of these links!
    PS your PS on your About page is already dated as your photo heading is no longer of Oregon. Anyway this is a most wonderful blog!

  6. You were such a cute kid. What happened? JK I finally figured out how to post on this thing…

  7. I like your blog. I hope to one day have my blog as nice. Cheers.

  8. Dear Miss Reed,

    I’m afraid I could never be the Sargent of Arms of your fan club. However, I might consider the Sergeant of Arms position, if it ever becomes available.

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