We are currently accepting nominations for the position of Sargent at Arms and Treasurer of the C. Moon Reed Fan Club. Serious inquiries only.
To Join the Fan Club:
Please send a check or money order for $19.99 to cmoonreed.com along with a 900 word essay entitled “Why I Love C. Moon Reed.” Membership will give you the right to create your own personalized “I Heart C. Moon Reed” T-shirt and allow you to be a contributing author on my blog, providing you pass the required grammar test. Sorry, no CODs.
Poor folks can simply subscribe to my blog by clicking HERE.
But, really, I’m a writer. Don’t you think I need that $19.99 more than you do? Exactly.
Now hand over the cash, buster!