Monthly Archives: February 2009

Death of the Professional Writer?

eloquently and flippantly declared the death of the professional writer:

…something precious may be coming to an end in our lifetimes: the age of the professional writer. For the last three centuries or so, it was possible to make a living, and a name, by writing what the public wanted to read. … In the future, if fewer people are interested in reading and few of those are willing to pay for what they read, all these kinds of writers may go the way of the troubadour and the scribe. It is a nice symbolic irony, then, that this year marks the 300th anniversary of the greatest professional writer in English literature. <<READ MORE>>

To add insult to injury, he didn’t even think this revelation deserved to be the topic of its own article. Instead, he used it as a clever frame for a book review. Dang him. Dang him. Why must he kill my dreams and then not even give them the decency of a proper funeral? I’m glad that my struggles have provided him with some “nice symbolic irony.” Nice? That’s such an awful word! Couldn’t he at least drawn a bolder picture with the paint of my blood, sweat and tears? The only consolation is that his flippancy takes away the credibility of his statement. However, I imagine his book review can be trusted, since his writing is so nice.

Cheesecake and Crime, soon only on the Web

Perhaps I shouldn’t be talking because I’ve never shopped there. Still, it always hurts to see a bookstore shutter its doors.  But not all is lost. This yummy mystery bookstore will move from 10545 S. Eastern Avenue, Henderson, Nevada to the Internet February 28. Until then, check out their mega going out of business sale.

Frankie’s Tiki Room, now with oxygen

Frankie's Tiki Room

Frankie's Tiki Room (photo by me!)

I wrote about the opening of Frankie’s Tiki Room a few months ago for the Las Vegas Weekly. It’s a neat hipster place that is nice instead of purposefully junky. However, it’s always been a little too smoky for my tastes. Imagine my joy when I got this email from owner P Moss:

P Moss sent a message to the members of Frankie’s Tiki Room.

Subject: CLEARING THE AIR AT FRANKIE’S

“A smoke eater has been installed at Frankie’s Tiki Room, which should clear the air and make the escape just a little closer to paradise.  Mahalo”

Unicorns! (sorry, no puppies or babies this time)

My friend and former editor Pj Perez says the three best blog topics are puppies, babies and unicorns.  So here you go, unicorns at TAO in the Venetian. unicorn-tao

Can’t Get Enough Valentines? Write a Romance Novel!

If the reality of Valentine’s Day left you feeling unfulfilled, why not write it the way you wish it’d happened? And if you’re going to do write a romance novel, you might as well learn from the pros.

Without further ado, here’s the link to Harlequin’s Writing Guidlines

Really, this website makes it so easy for aspiring writers that the Writer’s Market should be contemplating it’s relevancy. eHarlequin even offers a manuscript critique service for those writers who have more money than talent (not that that’s a bad thing).

Come to think of it, maybe I’d be better served to abadon my literary novel and write a few juicy bodice-rippers. Something tell’s me it’d be more profitable.

A YouTube Valentine

Happy Valentine’s Day! In lieu of giving you consumerist goods that will either wilt or make you fat, I’m giving you the gift of youtube! Below are a few different looks at love as seen through music videos:

New York Hipster Pseudo French Love (by Nous Non Plus):

Love Dissected on a Petri Dish by my favorite musician Andrew Bird:

Actual French Love Song (Actually she’s Italian, but she married a Frenchie):

Retro Love:

Blog, yes. But what about?

As a full-time writer, you’d think it’d be easy for me to decide what to blog about. But au contraire, dear reader. Between having to protect my name as a brand (i.e., no self-incriminating posts) and the desire not to scoop my own stories, I’m blogged into a corner. To solve this problem, my blog has devolved into short tidbits that are (hopefully) helpful to other writers/bloggers/readers/etc. However, I fear I play it so safe that my blog has become bland, boring even. What’s the solution? Any advice?

Tonight, as I was leaving the soft opening of Fuego at the Rio, I realized that people may be more interested in reading about Las Vegas as a topic than they are in a reading sanitized version of my life. So I’m going to test the waters with some upcoming posts about Vegas. What do you think? Might it be interesting? It seems to have worked for many other local bloggers.

Protect Journalists, Support the Shield Law!

Here is a letter from the president of the society of professional journalists. Because I probably won’t get around to contacting my congressman, I thought the least I could do was ask you to do so! Yes, I feel like a jerk for passing the buck. But at least I’m doing something, right? right?

Dear SPJ Member:

We’re delighted to announce that the Free Flow of Information Act, more commonly referred to as the Federal Shield Law, was reintroduced in the U.S. House of Representatives today as H.R. 985.

You’re probably aware that the Society of Professional Journalists has been actively urging Congress and President Obama to pass and sign into law a bill that will protect journalists who refuse to reveal their confidential sources. Because you are a member of the largest journalism association in the country, your voice and opinion matter in this extremely important process.

Today, we are asking you to join the fight to improve and protect journalism. Please contact your representative and voice your support for this measure that is essential to upholding a free and independent press. A list of current contact information for U.S. Representatives can be found here.

When you contact your representative, please tell him or her about your SPJ membership – and that our organization (some 9,000 strong) supports this vital piece of legislation.

In closing, thank you for all that you do for SPJ and for making this organization an industry leader in fighting for the First Amendment rights of journalists.

Yours in the profession,

Dave Aeikens,
SPJ President

Two New Articles: Kat Von D & Dating the Younger Man

Since Kat Von D is dating the famously not-younger Nikki Sixx, these articles are only related by their author. Oh and they’re both in the same publication (the venerable Las Vegas Weekly).

Read my interview with Kat Von D

Read my article about Dating the Younger Man

The Lonely Writer

Sometimes I miss the the companionship of an office environment. Today is one of those times. I’m a real big people person, so the enforced isolation is tough. It seems this would be the key time to head to a coffee shop, but I have a deadline so I can’t afford to mess around by driving around the world. Incidentally, I’m also loneliest when I have an iminent deadline.