Monthly Archives: November 2008

this writer’s life: Break a Leg in LA

Everything in LA is slickerey and shiny, even the streets. That’s what I love about the City of Angels … until Wednesday night, when slippery Los Angeles pulled me down. Everybody says that LA will do that to you–make smiley promises and then suck the dreams right out of your marrow. But I didn’t think it would happen so quickly.

Here’s how it happened to me: I was walking down a Hollywood Hill with an old friend. Then the city pushed my left foot in the air and slapped the rest of me on the cement into a position I once did in Yoga. When I woke up that night in pain, it seemed certain I had broken my foot. But as they say in Monty Python, I’m getting better. Unfortunately, that means no rock climbing, hiking, boxing, jogging or swing dancing for a while.

On Meeting Your Heros

I was a blabbering idiot when I met my hero Neil Gaiman

I was a blabbering idiot when I met my hero Neil Gaiman

One of the best parts about being a journalist is meeting your heros. Meeting famous people is pretty cool too, but that falls more into the novelty category. It’s the equivalent of making it into the Guinness Book of World Records, but for something you don’t care about.

However, the opportunity to meet one of those unattainable people you’ve always admired from a distance, now that’s something special. Unfortunately, the opportunity is perilous considering that you as a journalist are required to produce something readable from the encounter.

I’ve separated hero-meeting into two categories: Underwhelming and Overwhelming.

Underwhelming: Sometimes meeting a hero in real life is the most disappointing and deflating thing in the world. I hate it when this happens. For me, it’s only happened once, but I won’t say for who.

Overwhelming: Or sometimes the hero is everything you imagined them to be and more. This is overwhelming. And a starstruck journalist is the most ineffective and unprofessional thing in existance.

So pick your poison. And for all you non-journalists, remember that the most rewarding way to worship a hero is from a distance. Nobody has buggers from far away.

A link to a link to a…

This post is either the definition of infinity or a sign that I need to turn off my computer and re-find a life. But look at this! Neil Gaiman linked to my article about him on his website, and I’m linking to his website to show the link back to my article. Don’t try to imagine it in your head, just click here:

http://journal.neilgaiman.com/2008/11/mister-fuchs-and-his-flower.html

PS. If you’re curious as to what it’s like to be a full-time rich and famous writer, then you should check out his blog while you’re in the neighborhood.

Chocolate Books!

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BOOKS + CHOCOLATE = HAPPINESS

My two favorite things in the entire world, together, at last! These chocolates are artifacts stolen from my interview with Neil Gaiman. It’s almost as cool as the “recreational pocket mirrors” given out when Racket Magazine (r.i.p.) was launched. Nay, cooler. Cuz, I don’t do drugs but I do eat chocolate. Can you find your favorite book?

Driving from Vegas to LA and Neil Gaiman

Those two things aren’t related. Well, I’m the only connection between the two: I just arrived home from the first one and I interviewed the second one last week. I have so much to say on both counts but am too tired to say any of it. Instead, I offer you the link to my latest article for the Las Vegas Weekly. It’s about said author:

http://www.lasvegasweekly.com/news/2008/nov/13/presence-author/

(PS. I didn’t take the photo, Derrick Taylor of Comic Oasis did. And it’s a drawing of “Death” from the Sandman, not a picture of the girl in the picture)

How to write FAST

My plan was to drive out to California this morning, but I didn’t finish writing my latest article until 5pm. This delay ruined my plans. And the stress gave me a sore throat. And I’m not even sure if the article turned out. So I’ll have to wait and see and start packing cause I’m going to california tomorrow morning. There I will audition for a game show. Maybe the winnings will fund my freelance writing career. I don’t know. I don’t know. Just tired now. Spent. From. Writing.

But my situation begs the question: How does one write fast enough to prevent this hullabaloo?

I haven’t been exercising either

For all of you who are disappointed in me for not writing recently, sorry. If it’s any consolation, I’ve also failed in other key aspects of personal responsibility. For example, I’ve been using my former gym time to sit around and eat Halloween candy. And I stopped recycling when I moved to Las Vegas. (That one isn’t my fault. Blame the city services! Or the mob.) And I don’t brush my hair on my stay-home-and-write days, though I try to remember to brush my teeth.

But if you want to see something I have done recently, you can check out my latest article. I can’t get around to looking up a link, but if you just search for it on the internet, I’m sure you’ll find it. Good luck.

Reading Rainbow

Good memories

How to write a book in 14 easy videos

Yes, folks, it is this easy after all. But don’t take my word for it…

http://www.monkeysee.com/play/7129-how-to-write-a-book