Daily Archives: November 11, 2008

How to write FAST

My plan was to drive out to California this morning, but I didn’t finish writing my latest article until 5pm. This delay ruined my plans. And the stress gave me a sore throat. And I’m not even sure if the article turned out. So I’ll have to wait and see and start packing cause I’m going to california tomorrow morning. There I will audition for a game show. Maybe the winnings will fund my freelance writing career. I don’t know. I don’t know. Just tired now. Spent. From. Writing.

But my situation begs the question: How does one write fast enough to prevent this hullabaloo?

I haven’t been exercising either

For all of you who are disappointed in me for not writing recently, sorry. If it’s any consolation, I’ve also failed in other key aspects of personal responsibility. For example, I’ve been using my former gym time to sit around and eat Halloween candy. And I stopped recycling when I moved to Las Vegas. (That one isn’t my fault. Blame the city services! Or the mob.) And I don’t brush my hair on my stay-home-and-write days, though I try to remember to brush my teeth.

But if you want to see something I have done recently, you can check out my latest article. I can’t get around to looking up a link, but if you just search for it on the internet, I’m sure you’ll find it. Good luck.