I wrote this, took the pix, hung out with a hot gay celeb, and got free wine. What a deal!
http://www.lasvegasweekly.com/news/2008/nov/26/paris-vs-paris/
I wrote this, took the pix, hung out with a hot gay celeb, and got free wine. What a deal!
http://www.lasvegasweekly.com/news/2008/nov/26/paris-vs-paris/
Posted in My Latest Publication, This Writer's Life
Tagged beaujolais nouveau, lance bass, paris casino
Instead of focusing on all my problems, I decided to spend my Thanksgiving week being thankful. Today, I would like to thank all my past teachers. There’s been a lot of you, over the years. Too many to list. But each of you played a large role in my current and future success. Here is a personal thanks to the ones whose names I remember how to spell:
Actually “she” didn’t. I don’t even know who “she” is. I just love that song.
Instead, I spent last night alternatingly writing and reading the disturbing book Snuff, I put off all my packing till today. If you haven’t heard, I’m going home to Texas for a week for Thanksgiving. My flight departs later this afternoon. It will be quite bizarre to leave this stationary circus known as Vegas. What’s life on the outside like?
Don’t know how my Internet connection will be on the range, but if it works, I will blog for you lovely people. If it doesn’t, be content to know that I’ll be in a turkey daze the whole time.
Posted in This Writer's Life
Tagged elton john, gratuitious song quotes, Las Vegas, Texas, thanksgiving
Often my writing takes me to new and exciting places. Those places usually involve celebrities, foreign travel, free food, or a combination of the three. But tonight, it takes me as far as the kitchen table, where I am typing my little heart out. This is what I signed up for, right? Writing is the very core essence of what it means to be a writer, which is indeed what I yearn to be. If so, then why must I fight the desire to surf the Internet every five minutes?
Posted in This Writer's Life, Writing Process
Tagged paradox, procrastination, self-discipline, writing
Right now there are only 872 jobs posted on Media Bistro. And there are 1,761 freelancers looking for gigs on that same site.
Now this is way unscientific because not all freelancers want full-time jobs, but if you do the math, that’s 889 more people than there are jobs! Now this is going to be way more unscientific, but I swear that about a year ago, the jobs on Media Bistro hovered around the 2,000 mark.
Depressing.
Damn the economic downturn! Damn the death of print!
Posted in Blogosphere, writing community, Writing Process
Tagged death of print, economic downturn, job market, job search, media bistro
With Stephanie Meyers’ book Twilight now a full-scale pop culture phenomenon, I thought it would be a great excuse to finally use the Polldaddy’s “skull pattern.” Despite the fact that Morman Meyer claims to have never read a vampire book before she wrote her series, her writing still hails from a rich literary tradition of vamps. Lest we forget the people who came before her, I made this fun poll.
Posted in Books
Tagged Books, history, poll, stephanie meyer, twilight, vampire literature, vampires
As you know, this blog chronicles my long rise to writing fame and fortune. However, I am not alone in this quest, nor am I alone in this genre of blogging. Here is one of my sistren:
http://hollywoodjane.wordpress.com/
This is how she describes her blog:
The chronicle of an early twenty-something’s attempts to find an agent for her fantasy-satire young adult novel, get a job writing for the black hole of television, and generally navigate the stagnant ocean of her life.
Though I think her posts are a little long for the casual reader, I do think her idea is compelling. So the next time you get sick of me, go and check her out!
Posted in Blogosphere
Tagged blogging, Blogosphere, fame and fortune, hollywood jane, novel writing
Last Thursday, I auditioned for the TV game show Trivial Pursuit: America Plays. It was just one of those things I saw on Craigslist. And I thought, what’s the point of being a freelance writer if you don’t take every opportunity to do random things that people with full-time jobs can’t do? So I did it.
I’d never been on a real studio lot before. It was exactly the way I imagined it to be. A lady guarding the entrance. Lots of trailers. The smell of fame and fortune. Some guy in the parking lot asked me for directions to the audition. But he was auditioning for Hannah Montana. Crazy. Hollywoodland is real.
Two kids in charge led my group of contestants in single-file lines all around the place. Major kindergarten flashback, and I wondered if they were making us do extra walking just for the power trip.
Then we had to take a written trivia test. I failed. The obnoxious girl sitting next to me in spandex pants passed. Oh the shame. Really, it was shocking. I never fail things that involve smarts. I would give excuses, but a confidentiality agreement keeps me from saying more.
But this show gives the best revenge. All the losers got to meet the producer and come up with game show questions. What’s a cheap way to avoid paying writers is also a way for me to win money. If annoying spandex girl gets my questions wrong, I win her money. Wha-ha-ha-ha!
Posted in This Writer's Life
Tagged america plays, audition, hollywood, trivial pursuit, tv game show
I took this picture at my friend’s house in LA. She is living at the top of a Hollywood Hill. Yep, it’s the same hill I fell off. Every rose has its thorn and whatnot
Technical Photo Info: I think this photo looks like a painting of a place or a studio backdrop for a movie, which I guess is fitting for Hollywood. But, it’s real. And I just used my crappy small point-and-shoot. But I did put it on the night photography mode and rested it on a steady surface to accomodate the long exposure.
Posted in Art
Tagged Art, hollywood, how-to, long exposure, Los Angeles, new header, night, photography
Hayden’s Ferry Review is the literary journal based at my alma mater, ASU. This looks like a fun, little contest, and I wanted to pass it on to you folks. Happy Writing!
So now that Halloween and the elections are over, we can finally concentrate on what everyone really wants to talk about—the holidays! So here’s the skinny: We want you to write a good holiday story or poem. Interpret this liberally. If you want to write about the Solstice (I know I will be!), go right for it. <<READ MORE>>
Posted in writing community, Writing Process, writing tips
Tagged arizona state university, ASU, blog, hayden's ferry review, holiday, writing contest